February 2010
126 posts
January 2010
222 posts
The Gang Gets Whacked Part 1
Charlie: We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Guy: No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about…
Charlie: These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Guy: I don't get what the hell you're talking about...
Charlie: All right, these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.
Guy: So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?
Hair products (like shampoo, and conditioner) are...
ohyeahfacts:
The hair that is visible on the human body is dead hair – when hair is alive it is still beneath the surface of the skin. Nothing you add to the hair can make it healthier – it can merely add shine or color. Once the hair is out, there is nothing you can do to make it healthier.
(source)
the universe is unraveling
it is so beautiful
it is so sad. i am nothing without you.
carolina heat- you, me, and everyone we know
...
DEAR ROOMIE
if you and your bf are going to have sex at fucking 6:30pm when you HEARD ME WALK IN THE DOOR TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE YOU GOT STARTED i would appreciate if you would relocate to his place. cause THE BED HITS THE WALL AND I GOT CHEM HOMEWORK AND A CHEM PRELAB
not to be a bitch, and not to cockblock. by all means have sex just why here and why so loud? you used to turn on music to cover up your moans...
cats, man. cats.
what the fuck is up with this new ludacris song?...
man. wrong all over the place.
i miss him already
but we need the distance to learn and to grow and evaluate our lives and wtf why am i not with him?
i messed up. i always do this. i get emotional and hurt and i lash out and i do the worst things and now i have lost him and i need him back. what if i dont get him back? what if i dont learn? or grow? or evaluate anything? what if i just keep getting worse and worse until he sails away and i am...
“Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...”
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com (via rickyv)
tonight
we broke up. not on a break but legit broken up. probs not going to make it fb official cause tonight was also our year and a half anniversary or whatever. rather keep it on the dl, anyway. he had plans to visit me in three weeks and he is going to keep them and we have worked out re-evaluating the situation every month until summer and if we decide by then that we cant get back together then we...
today i added 70 new songs to my library
so now i have 789 songs. well on my way to building it back to its former glory =]
today a best friend and i made a bucket list
you know, a list of things you want to do before you die. we took the idea from buried life and made it so we had to come up with 100 different things. we haven’t reached it, yet, we are going to continue working on it for the rest of the week. it includes “mundane” things, such as getting married, owning a house, getting a degree, etc. and then the normal...
Mac: Everybody, relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.
“When you’re a woman is when people step out of your vagina and onto your...”
– louis ck
today has been spent
downloading music
looking at tattoos
watching random movies
not eating. ever.
FUCK YOU PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
you were terrible, the plot took forever to get moving, and the camera was shaky all the time. i know its supposed to be like someone inexperienced is handling the camera but you think he would get better at it, at some point. make me nauseous, please. fuck you!
practice makes perfect
practice makes perfect sense